Dark humor movies aren’t my thing. They have never been. They never will be. I want my comedies to be funny. I want my dramas to be full of drama. I do like a lot of dramedies, but dark humor movies don’t fall into that category. I also like movies that make me think, keep me entertained, or, preferably, both. Jon Watts’s (The Amazing Spider-Man 3, Clown) Cop Car did neither of these things for me. While I understand there are many critics of Indie films who will enjoy this one, this is a movie to avoid for the everyday moviegoer. This is the top movie for many movie fans, and you’ll ask yourself how you can get those 90 minutes of your life back. For me, the film had promise. It was building towards something good. Unfortunately, it never came close to reaching what I had hoped for, at least for me. It actually didn’t come close.